"You look like Dracula with the flu." (to PC Nick Klein)

	"She's a bit of a bungalow- you know, nothing upstairs." (About PC Honey Harman)

Gina: What? You’ve found someone to go out with you? Gary: ‘Hotpants’ she’s ripping off losers who can’t get a date. Gina: Right. I’m glad we’ve got the right men for the job. (Gina to Tony Stamp and Gary Best)

How's the dragon this morning? Is she breathing fire or smoking it? (About Inspector Gina Gold)

	“I’ve got a husband, I know what it’s like when a bloke’s got the flu; somewhere between Ebola and Bubonic plague.”

	"Then I’d say what’s the point of having rank if you can’t pull it?"

	“Oh my god, they killed Kenny!”

	"Nervous? I’ve got butterflies the size of Tony Stamp!"

	"Yes ma’am you know how it is. He was exhausted. Shagged out."

	“Loving someone isn’t holding them hostage.”

	“If you want fluttering eyelids and sniggering Des – you picked the wrong woman.”

	"Unless you're waiting for me to send letters home to your parents, get out of my office." (to Gemma and Des)

	“She was on a plate for you. All you needed was a knife and fork.” To PC Gary Best about PC Honey Harman)

	"I'd rather have my eyeballs ripped out and dipped in salt than spend another six hours in the area car with her." (PC Gemma Osbourne)

	"Who cares what her name is? I’d give her a pint of ‘Best’!" (about PC Honey Harman)

	“Why settle for the lollipop when you can have the whole rod?” (DS Phil Hunter to DS Debbie McAllister)

	“By the way Gary, I’ve had to deal with enough knobs today. I’m sure it’s very impressive but keep it in your trousers eh?”

	"Audley’s about as reliable as Geoffrey Archer with his fingers crossed!"

	“This is not a Marxist collective you know. When I say do it – you go do it.”

	"In the 25 years since then, to the best of my knowledge, I don’t think I’ve ever shown my cleavage to my colleagues!"

"I mean she’s not that popular at work. But who is?" (Debbie understands popular opinion